blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

(Source: cutefollower, via mermaidcoitus)

(Source: nickjblog, via harmonello)

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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(Source: beyoncempire, via pizza)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

perchu:

zee:

perchu:

zee:

RIMMING IS WEIRD AND YOUR GOING TO HELL IF YOU LIKE TO LICK ASS

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THATS ONE HELL OF A RISK TO TAKE

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(via zackisontumblr)

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

(via dutchster)

circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

(Source: gay8, via pizza)

thehorselifestyle:

being the horse girl at school:

  • "so do you like, jump stuff?"
  • "do you race?"
  • "do you do the thing with cows?"
  • if you’re watching a movie in class and a horse comes on the screen everybody looks at you
  • "you must be rich"
  • "don’t you just sit there?"
  • "that’s definitely not a sport"
  • "the horse does all the work"
  • "you ride? oh well I’VE ridden a horse once…"

(via equinefeather)

I found my roommate’s twitter…


egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via pizza)

dutchster:

when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week

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(via dutchster)

leopard-cub:

Bieber walking out of jail.

leopard-cub:

Bieber walking out of jail.

(via pizza)

(Source: oprahpinky, via pizza)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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(via pizza)

(Source: lewky, via hi-sadness)